A twoleg was strolling through a golf course when he slipped and fell into a pond. He spluttered and swam back to shore, swearing and cursing his luck. He shook out his hair like and dog and sighed as he picked up his golf bag to go home and get a change of clothes. He suddenly noticed that he had lost his shirt when he fell in. He shrugged and jumped back in the pond. He found his shirt on the bottom and snatched it up in his hand. He swam back to the shore and muttered, "Dumb water hazard."
He wrapped up his shirt and laid it on the ground as he gazed around the golf course for a golf caddy. He found one, picked up his shirt and golf bag, then got int he caddy and drove away.